What kind of dog are you?
I am a Bedlington Terrier
How old are you?
I was born in February of 2009.
How big will you get?
I will grow to be 20-25 pounds which is 140 to 175 in dog pounds. I try not to think about dog pounds.
Would you like a treat?
You are so soft. Aren’t you so soft?
Believe it or not, Dark and Lovely has always done the trick for me.
After a long hard day of being a puppy, what helps you wind down?
Water. On the rocks. Sometimes I mean ice, and sometimes I mean rocks (there is a fountain down the street).
Are you now, or have you ever been, a member of any subversive organizations?
Well, the AKC. I am a tag holder.
And how would you describe your political beliefs?
I think that very dog should be able to do as he pleases without human intervention. In this sense I am a canine libertarian.
But I also believe in a strict authoritarian pack structure. In this sense I am a bit of a fascist.
My philosophy can be summed up as “I got mine”.
I guess all of this makes me a grassroots Republican.